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Smeagoling

When your woman hops up on your cock on all 4s and rides you like your cock is her most precious.
Dude, my kids walked in while my wife was smeagoling me and she told them we were reenacting a scene from lord of the rings. Sméagol didn’t wear clothes.
Smeagoling by VirgoRising January 10, 2021

Smeagling 

To not shower for days after sexual intercourse or a sporting activity and therefore lounge around in your cess pit of a body.
Dude i banged emma so hard the other night but i still haven't showered. Decided to just smeagling around for a bit.
Smeagling by toon definitions November 11, 2014

shmuggling 

The act of gay rough anal sex in a swimming pool or candle lit dinner shared with someone of the same gender. Usually in a romantic location like Tenerife
Conlan likes shmuggling with Mick Pher's son
shmuggling by Your Mums Handle January 5, 2015

Smeaging 

When you're popping the fuck off.

Popularised by FaZe BabyBay dumpstering in pro Valorant.
Babybay was smeaging on 'em
Smeaging by yadooK March 12, 2021

schmegaling 

being unproductive, lazy, and procrastinating life, being completely out of tune with the world and thinking on a primitive level wasting away life, usually done if really bored or if unwilling to participate with daily demands of life
"you study for that exam yet"
"no i was schmegaling hard yesterday"
schmegaling by schming king April 25, 2010

Shmingling 

when a blonde parties way to hard and loves french people too much in that short period of insanity.
Dude, that girl is shmingling so hard. She is latched onto that french kid.

BONSIEUR. I just made sweet tender love to a shmingling american girl with my baguette.
Shmingling by I'mThatCoolTaylor December 11, 2010