Schmeag

Blakeley

Blakeley is a schmeag

by Steven Spalldarph June 13, 2018

Schmeag

Someone who covets an object of power and/or desire, a "precious" and will do anything to attain/protect it.

Stop schmeagin' over that bitch man she's a whuore. Girl don't schmeag over that wedding ring it's only a material object.

by maynholdup March 26, 2017

schmeag

Performing an act that lacks complete common sense, dancing sporadically oblivious to surroundings.

That dude on the dance floor is a schmeag.

That schmeag down the street lit their house on fire.

Is there a schmeag at the party?
I got a black eye from that shmeag on the dance floor.

by the dude269 February 27, 2010

Schmegtastic Jack Martin

A term often used for someone whom possesis a extreme amount of Schmegma

That lad over there he’s a full on schmegtastic jack Martin

by TheDogFondller May 28, 2020

Schmeat

A giga-penis

You know me and the boys are packing that schmeat

by YourBoyBepis October 12, 2020

schmenged

when you gets a fugged over

ive been schmenged

by Cangh Jui May 15, 2003

schmeat yeet beat your meat yah

when schmeat yeets and beats your meat and it feels good from schmeat and your like yah

Schmeat Yeet Beat Your Meat Yah!!!

by schmeat yeet beat your meat ya March 22, 2017