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Blakeley is a schmeag

Schmeag by Steven Spalldarph June 13, 2018

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Schmeag

Someone who covets an object of power and/or desire, a "precious" and will do anything to attain/protect it.

Stop schmeagin' over that bitch man she's a whuore. Girl don't schmeag over that wedding ring it's only a material object.

Schmeag by maynholdup March 26, 2017

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schmeag

Performing an act that lacks complete common sense, dancing sporadically oblivious to surroundings.

That dude on the dance floor is a schmeag.

That schmeag down the street lit their house on fire.

Is there a schmeag at the party?
I got a black eye from that shmeag on the dance floor.

schmeag by the dude269 February 27, 2010

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Schmegtastic Jack Martin

A term often used for someone whom possesis a extreme amount of Schmegma

That lad over there he’s a full on schmegtastic jack Martin

Schmegtastic Jack Martin by TheDogFondller May 28, 2020

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Schmeat

A giga-penis

You know me and the boys are packing that schmeat

Schmeat by YourBoyBepis October 12, 2020

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schmenged

when you gets a fugged over

ive been schmenged

schmenged by Cangh Jui May 15, 2003

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schmeat yeet beat your meat yah

when schmeat yeets and beats your meat and it feels good from schmeat and your like yah

Schmeat Yeet Beat Your Meat Yah!!!

schmeat yeet beat your meat yah by schmeat yeet beat your meat ya March 22, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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