shluv 

self love

Ayo shluv gang!

shluv by yo mo October 26, 2020

Shlube 

Shlube is a game in which two competitors take one shoe (preferably a sandal) off, hold it in their hand, and try to disarm the shoe from the opponent.

Hey Kovs, care to Shlube?

Shlube by Kovs13 August 17, 2011

Shlumped 

Extremely tired; exhausted, pooped. Sleepy.

Dude, I just worked a 12 hour shift, I'm shlumped.

Shlumped by Roscoeschickennwaffles December 31, 2014

shluf 

Yiddish for to sleep or nap

Oy, I need a shluf! I'm exhausted!

shluf by heebdweeb February 4, 2009

shluha 

Russian word (pronounce like shlew-khah with stress on the first syllable) for a...

1. ...female that fucks around with too damn many people.

2. ...jade, whore, prostitute.

1. - Man, i sympathize with u, but ya girlfriend is a shluha, the whole our skewl was fucking her.

2. - Look, homie! That hottie is looking at me!
- Chill, son. She's a shluha.

shluha by S Sense August 22, 2007

shlumped 

when you get so fucked up that you become the physical embodiment of snorlax.

“Man you should have seen Carlos last week man, he was straight shlumped!”

shlumped by yuhboi February 29, 2020

shlavis 

1. A penis that resembles a pinky finger

2. A derogatory term, often used to replace "gay"

1. Mike was embarassed by his tiny shlavis.

2. "Fuck off you stupid shlavis" Steve said.

shlavis by l JuiceMan l October 2, 2007