Shlube

Shlube is a game in which two competitors take one shoe (preferably a sandal) off, hold it in their hand, and try to disarm the shoe from the opponent.

Hey Kovs, care to Shlube?

by Kovs13 August 17, 2011

Shlube

What happens when you mix shit and lube together.

Old shitty granny panties are perfect for some shlube.

by SchoolScooter414 November 15, 2019

shlube

the viscous dark brown liquid created when a guy has anal sex with his girlfriend and uses way too much lubricant. the combined use of too much lubricant, combined with the turbidity of having anal sex acts to churn up unpassed fecal material and blend it with lubricant, creating shlube, which has the unholy combination of being greasy and poopy.

Dude, she wanted me to use half the bottle of KY, but the last time I did that, her room smelled like shlube for a month.

by caption boy April 8, 2008

SHLUBE

You shit in your hand and rub it all over her vaginal area and use it as lube

She was dry asf last night bro I had to use SHLUBE.

by kevevevev December 6, 2024