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Shlud
A weird fat bloke with a fresh low taper fade every week. Insists he's skinnier than he really is. Good at nothing and has a weird head and name.
Shlud by Sickinthesheb May 13, 2025
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Shlud
A 4'8", 120kg unit who bumps UK Drill at full volume, worships Cole Palmer like a prophet, and reps Chelsea FC harder than their ultras. Always seen with a crispy fade-mullet combo and unshakable confidence that he’s “skinny” — despite physics saying otherwise.
Shlud: "I love CP, COLE PALMER I LOVE HIM. HE WAS IN CENCH'S TIKTOK"
Person: "Oh he is such a shlud, look at his fresh fade."
Person: "Oh he is such a shlud, look at his fresh fade."
Shlud by shludlover July 31, 2025
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give it a shlud by shludlover September 1, 2025
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