Shlub

A person who doesn't deserve to be alive, a useless, impeccable, inferiority to life itself, a literal waste of space.

Carl you fucking shlub

by OGLEGENS November 18, 2015

Shlub

A pitiful guy, or sometimes girl, who may spill on himself a lot. One that makes mistakes, clumsy. Has a hardtime gettin' ahead. Winner of a Darwin award. Alt spelling: schlub

The poor shlub...he didn't know it was loaded.

by GaelicSpeakingSheepDude April 10, 2009

Shlub

A fat lazy person who doesn't care about anyone but themselves.

Person #1 are you gona help me clean
Person #2 nah you can do it ur self
Person #1 ugh shlub

by HASHBROWN47 March 20, 2015

Shlub

A child who is literally incapable of doing anything for themselves, to the point where it is physically painfull for all those around them. All they do is play fortnite and ask their mom for snacks.

My little brother is such a Shlub, he can’t even bother to tie his shoes and he’s 12.

Quit being a Shlub, get off your ass, and go get your own damn juice box.

by oliiviila August 14, 2018

Shlub

Someone who you don’t want around like a fatty nub on the end of your steak

Dude Morgan is such a Shlub he is always licking my dog!

by searchKahootRapByAP$OnSpotify! January 11, 2020

Shlub

An ugly person

That man is so ugly, he's a shlub!

by Mick March 22, 2004

Shlub

An obese, or fat penis. Like a chode, the difference being a shlub is longer, but still very fat.

"Goddamn, i hate carrying around this shlub!"

by Mr. 7.5 April 01, 2007