shlotz 

a male reproductive organ, but a particularly sloppy one. Derived from Shlotsky's Deli, a place where you may find cut meats of various sizes. A shlotz is a all meat and no manners, you may find that a shlotz that bumps into things and spills shit on people. Can also refer to a person guided entirely by their sloppy shlotz, or a person of equal intelligence to a piece of deli meat.

You just whacked me with your shlotz.

Get your shlotz out of my face, it smells like dead cow.

Dude, you are such a shlotz.

shlotz by tatertot December 26, 2007

Shmotz 

Another term for (the action of) smoking

“you guys tryna shmotz?”
“yea, you got bud?”
“does a bear shit in the woods?”
“not if he’s at sea world.”

Smoke

Shmotz by Jersey Boys January 15, 2018

Lazy Shloozan 

When you receive a blow job that defies the laws of physics. We are talking ball cuppage double stroke 9000. Head that exorcises the cum demon within. Usually results in an out of body experience involving an explosion of cum.

“My balls are full of cum I could really use some mean lazy shloozan”

“Aye way fool Haley just gave me the most immaculate lazy shloozan of all time or shumting.”

“My inner cum demon is feigning for some shloozan extra lazy if it’s not extra lazy I send it back. I need ball cuppage and some double stroke.”

“Yo did catch the new episode of Ellen last night I bet she give some of the laziest shloozan.”

Lazy Shloozan by Dr. Cumsalot January 14, 2022

shootz

Hailing from the halls of Hawaii's colorful history, "shootz" stems from a dialect known as "pidgen," an English-ized mix of various languages. Used in place of "ok" or "cool."

Guy 1 : Lets go to da'kine
Guy 2 : Shootz bradda !

shootz by Ale January 31, 2005

shlozzed 

almost passed out but still drinking

"Joe is so shlozzed right now, how is he still playing beer pong?"

shlozzed by DaveyDanko June 21, 2009

Shplotz 

Noun: -

- A fuck-up of a situation. A person, who is a fuck-up of a situation, can also be a shplotz. One can experience, or be party to, a shplotz.
- People who constantly have a shplotz are followers of shplotzism.

Verb: -

To ejaculate. To fuck-up. To make a mess of things. To ruin someone's experience.

Adjective: -

Something/someone who displays fuck-up characteristics.

Noun: -

Wow, THAT was a shplotz! He is a total shplotz. Guys, I had such a shplotz today.

Verb: -

Bro, did you you shplotz inside of her? I shplotzed hard today. Jonny shplotzed Paul's entire party.

Adjective: -

He is a shplotzy man.

Shplotz by Pikaki May 30, 2019

holy shmotz 

something you say instead of swearing. it's kind of a PA thing but we're gonna try to spread it to boston too :)

"HOLY SHMOTZ BRYAN IS WICKED COOL!!"

holy shmotz by ncarolinas4loverss<3 August 9, 2009