shlotzky

a Polish cock

Gabe: Can you believe that guy doesn't know how to change a lightbulb,

Steven: Yeah, he's a fuckin shlotzky.

by Steven R. Sanchez May 28, 2009

schlotzky

a word for anything in the world. like if you can't think of a word you'd just say "schlotzki". i.e. fish

yeah, i just bought a bunch of...um...schlotzki.

by Libby, Emily & Sarah June 15, 2003