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Shlot
A shlot is a poor thot who sleeps around with different peopls ocassionally for money but usually not. She throws herself at every guy and usually dresses in a way that makes her look cheap.She freaks when her”boyfriend “ gets a cheap gift for her or when she sees him being friends with another girl. She’s violent with her “friends” and can't keep secrets. She loves to gossip and spread rumors but then gets suprised when the gossip is traced back to her. A shlot is definitely 2 faced and the worst kind of hoe.
Nagisa Shiota
A class 3-E student from the anime 'Assassination Classroom.'His resemblance to a female is scary and even has long hair and is voiced by the actress Mai Fuchigami. He is a great assassin but not so great in physical strength. Still, he is not someone you want to pick a fight with. Usually calm and friendly.
Nagisa Shiota by YourKarma May 30, 2018
Shload
An expression in which 'shit load' is meshed into one word. Convenient for times in which your excitement is so excess that you do not have the ability to say the two words, but instead can only produce one word from the clusterfuck of thoughts fighting to get out. Of course, this word can also be used in calm and relaxed situations so as to add humor or creativity to an otherwise stale and boring environment.
"Oh my jesus, that is a shload of blood coming out of your fucking face! Someone call the ambulance!"
"Hm. There's a shload of calories in that muffin your eating on this lovely morning, George."
"Hm. There's a shload of calories in that muffin your eating on this lovely morning, George."
Shload by Manganjapoo January 23, 2009
Shlatulence
Shlatulence by jaxst November 27, 2010
shloads
shloads by ravingloon September 1, 2005
shlatter
billy: i took a shlatter in the hallway going to algebra, it really hurt!
johnny: yeah i heard the janitors cleaned it up after a hour.
johnny: yeah i heard the janitors cleaned it up after a hour.
shlatter by Boxcarjakey December 9, 2013
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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