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Shlozzed 

Being really high of the herb
I'm too shlozzed to move.
Shlozzed by Kunemberanut68 August 31, 2017
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shlizzed 

In simple terms, drunk. This would be the point beyond being simply buzzed or tipsy, but not to the point of blacking out and/or throwing up.
This weekend was amazing, though I was so shlizzed that I don't remember most of it.
shlizzed by VooDooXII February 8, 2007
Refers to being so drunk you are out of control of your body. You generally remember nothing the next morning, as though it never happened. Next level drunk.
"Omg Lauren you were slozzed last night!"
"I know right, I don't remember anything!"
slozzed by Slozzylozzy December 10, 2013
It has very different meanings, u can say it just to piece things together in a sentence. But the main meaning of “slozzed” is that your high asf or slumped.
“The Joz is slozzzzeedd.”

“Damn bro that shit slozzed.” Meaning that shit taste good.

“He’s slozzed.” Meaning that’s mans is fuckkeedddd up
Slozzed by Jozzzzzzzz January 30, 2019

shloozed 

An altered state of mind due to consuming to much alcohol
I was a bit shloozed last night.
shloozed by Stubucky December 17, 2013

Shnozzed 

When you don’t give a fuck about nothing. The absolute lowest level of interest you can provide, like below not giving a fuck.
1. Fifty cent Shnozzed those bullets

2. Urkkan Shnozzed making money
Shnozzed by Shnozzz September 9, 2022
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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