shlorg

A shlorg is when you see two old ladies with there canes

Person 1: yo look at those to hotties
Person 2: bro the are shlorgs
Person 1: yea you right

by OvernightLeader May 12, 2021

Shlorg

Endearing term for a friend
Combination of "Slime" and "Dawg" reserved for only the closest of confidants.

Person 1: What time are we meeting?
Person 2: I dunno shlorg, lemme check

by DrHuzz February 11, 2025

Shlonga

a PP bigger than a Boeing 747

Guy 1: What's that in the sky?!
Guy 2: oh looks like a shlonga to me!!!
Guy 1: god my wife wishes i had one that size

by lOrD GiP ApPeP February 10, 2020

shlongshmacked

when one guy is an absolute simp for another guy and will do anything to please him

(synonym: pussywhipped , dickslapped)

harrijn is shlongshmacked for josh

by luckycocks123 January 24, 2022

Shlorn Dogs

Shlorn Dogs, a region of mountains in Germany.

Reference from SuperMega (Podcast On Youtube)

yea I spent the summer hiking the shlorn dogs with my old man.

by zuccsucc February 12, 2018

Fatty Shmorg

When you rip ass into your homies mouth, then proceeding to make out with the boys to transfer the stench.

Me and the babes ripped the fatty shmorg at a friends house

by squeeble chungus October 3, 2020

Shlong Dong

A penis that is very large in size, like a chode.

I have a shlong dong

by Matwak April 23, 2017