Shlong Dong

A penis that is very large in size, like a chode.

by Matwak April 23, 2017

shlong dong

Brandon: Dude, check out those hot milfs. Adam: Yeah, they totally want our shlong dongs.

by Mr. jerks alot. July 11, 2008

When your poop is long as a penis.

Ryan: " Dood, i'm going to slap your butt so hard until your poopy shlong dong comes out!"

Bobby: " Whut?"

by poopoocakes June 13, 2023

When you slap someone with your dick in an attempt to wake them up

Mom: "hey jimmy i just can't wake up your little brother, why dont you go and try."
Jimmy: "ok ill just Ding Dong Shlong him until he wakes up"

by Ballsacksmcgee69420 November 7, 2015

"That bitch needed to suck my donkey kong dong shlong."

by G dawg mad August 14, 2003

Chong Wu: Dooood I totally just saw Hong's Shlong-Ding-Dong hanging out!

Ling-Ling: Dooood no freaken' way!

by VirtualLegendz October 10, 2015