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A shlorg is when you see two old ladies with there canes
Person 1: yo look at those to hotties
Person 2: bro the are shlorgs
Person 1: yea you right
shlorg by OvernightLeader May 12, 2021
Words you can keep
Endearing term for a friend
Combination of "Slime" and "Dawg" reserved for only the closest of confidants.
Person 1: What time are we meeting?
Person 2: I dunno shlorg, lemme check
Shlorg by DrHuzz February 11, 2025
Related Words
a PP bigger than a Boeing 747
Guy 1: What's that in the sky?!
Guy 2: oh looks like a shlonga to me!!!
Guy 1: god my wife wishes i had one that size
Shlonga by lOrD GiP ApPeP February 10, 2020

shlongshmacked

when one guy is an absolute simp for another guy and will do anything to please him

(synonym: pussywhipped , dickslapped)
harrijn is shlongshmacked for josh
shlongshmacked by luckycocks123 January 24, 2022

Shlorn Dogs

Shlorn Dogs, a region of mountains in Germany.

Reference from SuperMega (Podcast On Youtube)
yea I spent the summer hiking the shlorn dogs with my old man.
Shlorn Dogs by zuccsucc February 12, 2018

Fatty Shmorg 

When you rip ass into your homies mouth, then proceeding to make out with the boys to transfer the stench.
Me and the babes ripped the fatty shmorg at a friends house
Fatty Shmorg by squeeble chungus October 3, 2020

Shlong Dong 

A penis that is very large in size, like a chode.
I have a shlong dong
Shlong Dong by Matwak April 23, 2017
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