Definitions by Matwak

Shlong Dong 

A penis that is very large in size, like a chode.

I have a shlong dong

Shlong Dong by Matwak April 23, 2017

Hommie Dog Slice 

Your closest friend you have ever had. Even if you don't happen to be friends anymore.

Jack is my hommie dog slice

Hommie Dog Slice by Matwak April 23, 2017