if something hurts, it canes.
"I have a back ache, it really canes."
by Dan Knowles February 29, 2008
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a place where you can get an overpriced basket of dry chicken tenders, bland fries, and literally just bread with butter on it. it’s actually really good
person 1: canes is garbage but i’m always in the mood for it and i don’t know why
by holy maccaroni January 11, 2019
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Slang for snorting cocaine. Chiefly British.
“We’ve been caning it all night. If we call the police about this accident, it’s instant prison.”
by The canemaster January 6, 2018
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British slang for stoned, i.e. the effect you get from inhaling marijuana fumes. Recommended.

Other variations include mashed, blazed and 'totally out of it dude'.
"Mate, I'm well caned."
by daveeee July 13, 2004
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To lash or whip somebody with a cane. Typically very painful. Often found in BDSM scenarios where the dominant canes the submissive.
Mindy received a sound caning at the hands of her master.
by DirkD January 20, 2007
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Look, mother fucker, don't pour the cane! We need to save that for the sluts, remember? ...Sick fucking fiend.
by ignorant mofo June 2, 2003
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Really off your head on alcohol or (esp.) drugs
Man I got proper caned off that K last night
by piffy June 12, 2003
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