shlog

(v.) The act of defecating into a sock, dipping it into water, and using it to beat someone, preferably in the face.

Josh wanted to pull a prank on garret, so he thought about shlogging him.

Josh was going to shlog garret.

by Josh Heape November 9, 2007

shlog

(verb) Walking through sewage - possibly derived from "slogging through shit" or "shit slog".

Man the toilets have all backed up! I'm not gonna shlog through that shit!

by Gyro-Beau June 20, 2004

Shlog

Meaning to hit or get hit

"See that bar fight last night? That bitch got shlogged!"

by winner1011333 January 3, 2018

shlog

not quite shoe, not quite clog; clog with lip on the heel

I wore my shlogs instead of my clogs to work today.

by Shoppy June 15, 2004

shlog

Phlegm, or nasty bile that sits in the back of your throat. Nasty vile stuff.

"whats wrong?"
"i got some shlog in my throat."
"sick dude."

by Charlar January 22, 2008

Shlog

1. A shirt that you roll up and burn. Preferably natural fibers.

2. A documented log of your bowel movements. (Number 2's) Mainly used for medical purposes.

3. An actual log that you have shat.

1. "Yo hun, take off your shirt, I need another log for the fire."
2. "Nurse, I have completed completed my shlog for todays bowel movements."
3. "Look at that log I left in the toilet."

by Cajac December 3, 2022

SHLOG

A word that you supplement for a profanity

1 you are such a shlog head

2 go shlog yourself

3 your a shlog off

by Buppy69 November 28, 2024