shloingel 

a cloth used during znus to keep your neshama clean and shtark

yooo i just got a brand new shloingel now i can have znus

shloingel by my names me November 29, 2020

Shmoigel 

1. A basket of green fruit, but not pears, as pears are forbidden
2. A small, slightly annoying human who enjoys the pleasures of Minecraft and stale jokes

Hey, have a shmoigel on the house!

Oi you, shut up you shmoigel

Shmoigel by Jeff shreeves June 10, 2017

shingely 

When your toe has a fungus and you don't know what it is. Also it could be used as a good or bad connotation based on the sentance. For example for a bad connotation it would be, "bruh stop why are you so shingely". And a good connotation in an example is, "Let's go this is soooo shingely like it's AWESOME!". The word can also describe something abnormally weird. This way of the word shingely is it's most commonly used way.

Bruh you are the epitome of shingely

shingely by Pigeon Suspicion March 23, 2020

Shlongered 

When something is beyond repair, unfixable or otherwise fully shlongered.

Zach: “hey, is that hose fitting salvageable or do we need a new one?”

Caden: “no way! It’s completely and utterly shlongered”.

Shlongered by Zach Pitzler October 4, 2019

Schlingel 

Word for people, which are harder than a Julian (search for Julian). They are almost blond but don't look like Justin Bieber! (C'mon they're not gay!) If you meet one, my advice is:

1. Stay Calm
2. Say a polite "Good Day Sir!"
3. Dont try to eat him, beacause he will poisen you

"Oh he is a schlingel and eat the last stripe of bacon" --> means he's an asshole

Schlingel by schwüggel&thedoctor77 February 3, 2014

Sploinger 

Cannabis cigarette

Skin up a sploinger;
Are you comin round fer a sploinger?
Can i have a light please as my sploinger has went out?
This sploinger tastes of gak!
What was in that sploinger?

Sploinger by woodstein antrim November 1, 2008

shlongli 

Another nickname for Zhongli, the geo archon.
Some of the nicknames most used for him is peepaw, daddy, and obviously; shlongli.

He has no morra but it’s okay because Tartaglia can be his sugar daddy 😩‼️

Person 1: “Check out this fanart of Shlongli 😏”

Person 2: “Peepaw is so hot 😩🤚”

shlongli by Kaeya.simp February 7, 2021