2 definitions by Kaeya.simp
One of the hottest mfs in a game called Genshin Impact. He’s also the sixth of the Eleven Fatui Harbingers.
He may be short but that’s because all of those inches went somewhere else 😏...
it went in his fucking hat. 😐 what did you think I was gonna say you dirty minded idiot. I obviously meant his hat, have you seen how big that thing is? It’s basically an umbrella.
Nah I’m just kidding, I did mean his dick. 😩‼️
Anyways he appears in an event that was a while ago so too bad for you if you missed it you should’ve started playing this amazing game earlier.
He’ll probably become a playable electro catalyst character later on.
Btw has a quite controlling and mean attitude which makes him 10x hotter
He may be short but that’s because all of those inches went somewhere else 😏...
it went in his fucking hat. 😐 what did you think I was gonna say you dirty minded idiot. I obviously meant his hat, have you seen how big that thing is? It’s basically an umbrella.
Nah I’m just kidding, I did mean his dick. 😩‼️
Anyways he appears in an event that was a while ago so too bad for you if you missed it you should’ve started playing this amazing game earlier.
He’ll probably become a playable electro catalyst character later on.
Btw has a quite controlling and mean attitude which makes him 10x hotter
Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango?
THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING! VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME!
THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING! VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME!
by Kaeya.simp March 11, 2021
Another nickname for Zhongli, the geo archon.
Some of the nicknames most used for him is peepaw, daddy, and obviously; shlongli.
He has no morra but it’s okay because Tartaglia can be his sugar daddy 😩‼️
Some of the nicknames most used for him is peepaw, daddy, and obviously; shlongli.
He has no morra but it’s okay because Tartaglia can be his sugar daddy 😩‼️
by Kaeya.simp February 7, 2021