Shlonglor 

James G Fraizer the 17th.
Pioneer in the gaming web site community. Spawned the "Nothing" page craze. Previously there were personal sites, and there were news sites but there weren't really sites that were about NOTHING that could be about anything + had cool links around the web.

I got smurfed by Shlonglor.

Shlonglor by GringSuperStar June 2, 2003

Shlonglor 

A legendary retired nick, who drives a Maibatzu Thunder. Oh yeah and he also pioneered petty things such as gaming stories, gaming cartoons, and more. Your site rocks by the way!!!

Don't make me whip out my Shlonglor on you fool!

Shlonglor by DualCycle June 2, 2003

Shlongered 

When something is beyond repair, unfixable or otherwise fully shlongered.

Zach: “hey, is that hose fitting salvageable or do we need a new one?”

Caden: “no way! It’s completely and utterly shlongered”.

Shlongered by Zach Pitzler October 4, 2019

Shlongboard 

A short longboard

I like my longboard better than your shlongboard, it's to short

Shlongboard by Dude2010 February 17, 2010

Shlongkong 

A shlong (penis) which is not only large in girth, but capeable of thinking on its own. Often shows up to the party unannounced...

It's on like shlongkong!

Shlongkong by Shlongkong November 5, 2010

Shlongmont 

Referencing the city of Longmont, Colorado. The name "shlongmont" is derived from the fact that there are no single females left in that town. Just a bunch of shlongs everywhere.

"I'm extremely tempted to cheat on my girlfriend, so we better go out in shlongmont so I don't have to worry about girls being around."

"Screw that! I'm not going to shlongmont! I need to get laid!"

Shlongmont by Elwood money blues April 29, 2009

shlongli 

Another nickname for Zhongli, the geo archon.
Some of the nicknames most used for him is peepaw, daddy, and obviously; shlongli.

He has no morra but it’s okay because Tartaglia can be his sugar daddy 😩‼️

Person 1: “Check out this fanart of Shlongli 😏”

Person 2: “Peepaw is so hot 😩🤚”

shlongli by Kaeya.simp February 7, 2021