Shlonger
An abnormally large penis. Similar to a shlong, but even larger, hence the "er". Typically used in hyperbole, as shlong is generally sufficient to describe any penis, no matter the size.
Shlonger by AbradolfLincler May 15, 2016
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Shlonger
Shlonger by Jriejfkenglwnfkdmr September 5, 2017
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Shlonger • shlonger donger • Shlongered • schlonger • Shlinger • shlanger • Shlonker • Shlonged • shlonkerburg • schlonger bonger
shlonger donger
shlonger donger by chris robbinz January 24, 2007
Schlonger
The adjective that describes someone whose schlong is longer than someone else. Can also be used to describe one with a very large schlong, one that is likely to be longer than many other schlongs.
I'm schlonger than you mate, get over it.
NOT:
His dick was so much schlonger than my boyfriend's!
-the idea that we are talking about his schlong is within the word 'schlonger'. You do not need to say 'dick' As well, if you do not put 'sch' before 'longer' in that sentence, it would be functional.
NOT:
His dick was so much schlonger than my boyfriend's!
-the idea that we are talking about his schlong is within the word 'schlonger'. You do not need to say 'dick' As well, if you do not put 'sch' before 'longer' in that sentence, it would be functional.
Schlonger by Schlong Longshire February 12, 2009
Shlongered
Zach: “hey, is that hose fitting salvageable or do we need a new one?”
Caden: “no way! It’s completely and utterly shlongered”.
Caden: “no way! It’s completely and utterly shlongered”.
Shlongered by Zach Pitzler October 4, 2019
shlongrider
shlongrider by Ben Dizzle July 28, 2005
Schlinger Schlonger
Schlinger Schlonger by The Shlinged of the Schlong August 26, 2019
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