shlongli 

Another nickname for Zhongli, the geo archon.
Some of the nicknames most used for him is peepaw, daddy, and obviously; shlongli.

He has no morra but it’s okay because Tartaglia can be his sugar daddy 😩‼️

Person 1: “Check out this fanart of Shlongli 😏”

Person 2: “Peepaw is so hot 😩🤚”

shlongli by Kaeya.simp February 7, 2021

shlongrider 

A homosexual, or more specifically, one who rides the penis.

"Enjoying your bananna there Mark?"
"Shut up Scott, you shlongrider!"

shlongrider by Ben Dizzle July 28, 2005

shlongini 

A small shlong. Usually less than 4 inches.

I stopped dating him, cause I met THE shlongini

shlongini by zuleika January 14, 2004

shlonginator

man with extraordinary large genitalia

john:hey that shlonginator has such a large cock
enda:shit here he comes

shlonginator:what up choads

shlonginator by shlonginator December 7, 2006

shlongitude 

Paired with shlatitude, makes up the series of vertical and horizontal lines used to map the surface of my enormous penis.

See shlong, shlength

"The vast enormity of my penis is most noticable at shlongitude 27 81 N, shlatitude 11 53 W."

shlongitude by Zenzirouj February 24, 2004

Shlonglor 

James G Fraizer the 17th.
Pioneer in the gaming web site community. Spawned the "Nothing" page craze. Previously there were personal sites, and there were news sites but there weren't really sites that were about NOTHING that could be about anything + had cool links around the web.

I got smurfed by Shlonglor.

Shlonglor by GringSuperStar June 2, 2003

shlongsicle 

cock ice cream or lollie pop

you always suck shlongsicle

shlongsicle by Desron September 18, 2006