shlingey

A horny retard, usually a female, who wants to hump everybody and everything in sight and attempts to do so unashamedly in public.

That fucking shlingey is trying to crawl up my leg and get into my pants again!

by Jacque le foog December 30, 2018

Shlinger

Penis.

He whipped out his shlinger and pissed all over the place

You see, that's a big shlinger

by Faux Sheez February 18, 2011

Shlinger

Somebody who is being a retard

Diego stop being such a Shlinger

by Nartel April 30, 2021

Shlong Shlinger

A person that plays with or pulls or slings their shlong.

Omg. Stop shling`n your shlong dan!

by - December 21, 2004

Shlinger

A "Shlinger" is a teenage usually female who meets a teenage male who attends gonzaga college. This term is frequently used by Dublin southsiders in there teens.

I've heard that girl is such a shlinger

by Rachel13579 July 18, 2016

Shlingy

the word acts as a replacement for nouns and general abstract "things" you just can't remember their definitions. usually its not that there is no word to express the certain noun, for example, "chair", but at the moment of creating the grammer of the whole sentence, it slips out of your mind. that's where "Shlingy" comes along. Its resembles the English use of "Thingy" in a sentence.

1)
someone: Hey dude, can you pass me the shlingy?

dude: Which Shlingy, Salt Shlingy or katchup Shlingy?

someone: Shlingy Shlingy *Points at juice*

*dude passes the Juice*

2)
someone: You see, the whole structure is comprised of tiny... umm... tiny Shlingies...

someone else: I see......

by G-bar June 7, 2007

Shlinger

A small to medium sized hit of marijuana taken in a plastic or low quality bong.

I offered the pizza delivery guy a shlinger to show my graciousness.

by Professor JW June 16, 2017