Shmoigel 

1. A basket of green fruit, but not pears, as pears are forbidden
2. A small, slightly annoying human who enjoys the pleasures of Minecraft and stale jokes

Hey, have a shmoigel on the house!

Oi you, shut up you shmoigel

Shmoigel by Jeff shreeves June 10, 2017

Shmoigle 

A basket of green coloured fruit except for pears (they are forbidden) that you give to the eldest Jewish son on his birthday

I gave a shmoigle to my Jewish neighbour for their birthday

Shmoigle by ILovePinappleJuice69 August 29, 2019

smoigel 

A smoigel is a traditional Jewish fruit basket that has only green fruits but no pears!!

Jim: this is for you
Adam: what is it?
Jim: a smoigel
Adam: a what?
Jim: a smoigel

Johnny: you know, a smoigel

Jim: happy birthday, pusface

smoigel by Pissface_ October 31, 2018

Shmoigle 

A fruit bowl that contains green fruits including: kiwis and apples, there must be no pears. This is normal giving to Jewish people for their birthday.

Jew1: oh wow he got a shmoigle!

Jew2: im so jealous of that shmoigle.

Shmoigle by Fried chegg July 25, 2018

Shmigella 

Used as an expression to describe any complete idea, thing or process.

I don't buy into the whole shmigella.

Shmigella by RaineyZ54 January 12, 2012

Shmoigle 

The currency of Israel, used by many Jews accross the world.

"Sheila, can ya hand me thoity shmoigles? I need to get my sinuses checked again, I'm shvitsin up a fever. Oy!

Shmoigle by ßæ$† March 23, 2009

Shmoigle 

A wooden bag of fruit that is only full of green fruits except from pears

Johnny happy birthday and here is your shmoigle

Shmoigle by Johnnyboi52 April 7, 2020