shitsweep

A derogatory term used to infer someone is acting like a complete fucking douchebag.

Shut up Shitsweep!
What are you up to now, you shitsweep.

by EternitySpent August 29, 2007

Shitweed

On the farm, sometimes, weeds will sprout out of cow patties. They are called "shitweeds". The term is also used for a person who is miserably disagreeable, an asshole or a jerk, but has a greater depth of meaning. It represents someone who is bad and worthless (like a weed) who was spawned by something equally worthless (like shit). A person who is a "shitweed" is similar to white trash, a low and base person raised by low and base people.

Man #1: "Did you meet Joan's new boyfriend?"

Man #2: "Yeah, he's a piece of work, isn't he?"

Man #1: "I know him and his family, they are all garbage. The guy is a real shitweed!"

by DallasDeckard August 22, 2008

ShitJeep

A $700 Shitty Jeep cherokee built by a 15 year old

Adam- damn bro your Jeep is gay

JD- yea bro I bought a ShitJeep

by Hayi September 24, 2019

shitsleeve

asswipe, shithead, shitbum, asshole, dickhead, ect.

Can you believe that shitsleeve sold his car for Motley Crue tickets?

by Shane Arnold May 13, 2005

Shitsleep

The immensely pleasurable act of taking a large shit and proceeding to go to bed directly after. The expanded anal sphincter, aka asshole, when combined with the normal force or the pushing up of the bed, provides a very sensual and pleasurable experience.

James Woods: I'm gonna shitsleep tonight.
Peter Griffin : What did ya have Mexican for lunch?

by Alduin_Jot December 13, 2012

shitsweak!

A taunt, combination of "shit is weak," made for hollerin at some asshole(s) pullin some weak ass bullshit; also for use during sporting events to diss the other team; can be used also when one has just been defeated, to further demean them and their weak ass beer chugging/video game playing/attempt at profundity.

1. Damn, UF just lost to FSU again, fuck yeah!...shitsweak!

2. Gary: "My poem begins, 'a flock of seagulls cawed with the setting sun'..."
Allison: "Shitsweak, shitsweak! Shit is WEAK!"

by Jennifer West November 29, 2007

Shitstep

Shitstep is the definition of dubstep.
Mainly because its really shit and people just started calling it shitstep.

Dave: Hey, have you heard the new dubstep albums?
Nick: No homie, I don't listen to shitstep.

by TheRealProffessorandDoctor October 23, 2014