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Shitsleep 

The immensely pleasurable act of taking a large shit and proceeding to go to bed directly after. The expanded anal sphincter, aka asshole, when combined with the normal force or the pushing up of the bed, provides a very sensual and pleasurable experience.
James Woods: I'm gonna shitsleep tonight.
Peter Griffin : What did ya have Mexican for lunch?
Shitsleep by Alduin_Jot December 13, 2012
Words you can keep
A $700 Shitty Jeep cherokee built by a 15 year old
Adam- damn bro your Jeep is gay

JD- yea bro I bought a ShitJeep
ShitJeep by Hayi September 24, 2019

shitsleeve 

asswipe, shithead, shitbum, asshole, dickhead, ect.
Can you believe that shitsleeve sold his car for Motley Crue tickets?
shitsleeve by Shane Arnold May 13, 2005

Shitslegiggleharious 

The dumbest person in your friend group
Shut up Shitslegiggleharious
Shitslegiggleharious by Visual48 December 12, 2022

shitslop 

1.Refers to low quality fast food.

2.Refers to Taco Bell's beef, specifically.
-Hey what can we get to eat at this time of night?
-You're only going to find shitslop.
shitslop by Dordan Dayliaz November 22, 2006

shitzlepop 

complete and utter asshole who annoys the shit out of you.
Me: ryte mate.
friend: shut the fuck up.
Me: jesus, your such a fucking shitzlepop
shitzlepop by __Chubbz_ May 11, 2009

Shitstep 

Shitstep is the definition of dubstep.
Mainly because its really shit and people just started calling it shitstep.
Dave: Hey, have you heard the new dubstep albums?
Nick: No homie, I don't listen to shitstep.
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