shitsweak!

A taunt, combination of "shit is weak," made for hollerin at some asshole(s) pullin some weak ass bullshit; also for use during sporting events to diss the other team; can be used also when one has just been defeated, to further demean them and their weak ass beer chugging/video game playing/attempt at profundity.

1. Damn, UF just lost to FSU again, fuck yeah!...shitsweak!

2. Gary: "My poem begins, 'a flock of seagulls cawed with the setting sun'..."
Allison: "Shitsweak, shitsweak! Shit is WEAK!"

shitsweak! by Jennifer West November 29, 2007

shitspeak 

A type of verbal communication that is so filled with lies and is so fueled by greed that it comes out like a fully-formed and continuous soft-serve turd.

United States Senator, Mitch McConnell, is our present day poster person for shitspeak since he can’t even open his mouth without a vile fart stench permeating the room.

shitspeak by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2020

shitbreak 

A person that can not or will not deficate in a public place. They have to go home or a familiar place to releave themselves; Excessively or affectedly prim and proper; excessively fastidious and easily disgusted. From the movie, American Pie, the Paul Finch character is called 'Shitbreak' by his friends because he can not take a shit in the school's bathroom. He goes home during the school day to use his own toilet.

"Shitbreak brings his own silverware to a restaraunt"

shitbreak by TheDuke7509 January 14, 2005

shits weak 

an expression used to say some is lame, wack, and or useless in everyday life.

eff you hoe, yo shits weak.

shits weak by monkeydude1 November 9, 2007

Sooner Shitbreak 

A horrendous experience between two girls sharing a restroom at the bar, where one girl takes a massive dump and causes the other girl to vomit because of stench.

Two girls decide they need to use the restroom together at the bar. The first girl sits down and mid-urination decides to up the ante and take a shit. The smell is so disgusting it causes the second girl to vomit. When girl number two leans over toilet to let it fly, sight of recent monstrosity circulating in the shallow end causes a second purge.

Sooner Shitbreak by Bill Browsky November 11, 2003

Shitfreak

Anyone who obsesses over shit. This may be expressed through over interest in someone else’s shit by asking when, where, and/or how they shit. It can also be expressed by discussing details about his or her own shits.

“Dude, I’m really concerned about Nathan. This is the fourth time he’s mentioned shit today.”

“Yeah he’s been acting like a real shitfreak lately”

Shitfreak by Knots April 28, 2019

shitsqueak 

A passing of gas; essentially a fart, while in the midst of taking a large and strenuous dump.

I was taking a crap the other day, and MAN did I have a bad case of the shitsqueaks.

shitsqueak by Mike Seguin May 17, 2006