shitsweats
a sweat, usually located around the buttocks or arm pit area, which is the result of a long and perhaps painful shit
shitsweats by i own your ass November 24, 2003
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Shit sweats
When someone holds a shit for so long they start to sweat.
Normally once this begins you only have a matter of minutes till you explode.
Normally once this begins you only have a matter of minutes till you explode.
Bro1: Bro why are you sweating its only 7 degrees.
Bro2: I've got the shit sweats I've been holding it for an hour
Bro1: You better start running before you blow!
Bro2: To late
Bro2: I've got the shit sweats I've been holding it for an hour
Bro1: You better start running before you blow!
Bro2: To late
Shit sweats by Crippollo July 16, 2013
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Shit Sweats
The profuse perspiration that one experiences when they feel as though their ass hole is literally about to explode with a mass amount of fecal matter, and there is no bathroom readily accessible.
Shit Sweats by Kissesfromkrista November 19, 2010
shitsweak!
A taunt, combination of "shit is weak," made for hollerin at some asshole(s) pullin some weak ass bullshit; also for use during sporting events to diss the other team; can be used also when one has just been defeated, to further demean them and their weak ass beer chugging/video game playing/attempt at profundity.
1. Damn, UF just lost to FSU again, fuck yeah!...shitsweak!
2. Gary: "My poem begins, 'a flock of seagulls cawed with the setting sun'..."
Allison: "Shitsweak, shitsweak! Shit is WEAK!"
2. Gary: "My poem begins, 'a flock of seagulls cawed with the setting sun'..."
Allison: "Shitsweak, shitsweak! Shit is WEAK!"
shitsweak! by Jennifer West November 29, 2007
shitweasel
An animal or person who is sly, sneaky, and opportunistic. Someone who is looking to slip their way into a situation and make it shittier.
"Your friend is such a shitweasel, every time he comes over, he creates drama by asking questions and exploiting their answers to upset people."
"My cat is the ultimate shitweasel. He somehow manages to open the door to my bedroom and urinate in the corner, even though I am very vigilant about keeping it closed and locked."
"My cat is the ultimate shitweasel. He somehow manages to open the door to my bedroom and urinate in the corner, even though I am very vigilant about keeping it closed and locked."
shitweasel by JohnnyClemz June 15, 2008
Shitsweat
Shitsweat is the liquid excrement that seeps down your legs after a hectic gym workout. This typically occurs when you've taken a fat shit and failed to wipe up effectively.
The result is that when you enjoy a massive leg press session, or a pulse-pounding benchpress workout, sweat forms between your ass cheeks.
That my friends - is shitsweat.
It can't be treated with Gold Bond or Talc powder. It's the worst thing and yes - it stinks out the gym... GTFOH!
The result is that when you enjoy a massive leg press session, or a pulse-pounding benchpress workout, sweat forms between your ass cheeks.
That my friends - is shitsweat.
It can't be treated with Gold Bond or Talc powder. It's the worst thing and yes - it stinks out the gym... GTFOH!
shitweasel
An alien parasite that grows in the bowels, causes massive amounts of gas that smells like rotten bananas, and eventually eats its way out through your asshole.
shitweasel by shiatweasel November 18, 2003
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