shitstormia 

A cat that shits itself and runs around, spreading that fecal matter around like a rouge garden hose whipping around and drenching everything in liquid caca. May or may not have a working asshole, often has different anatomy such as a buttgina or the like.

Damn, that cat has mad dingleberries, you think shes a shitstormia?

Whats that scratching? I think shitstormia is at it again.

shitstormia by John Benjamin August 15, 2023

Shotstorian 

The person who is supposed to be keeping track of how many shots have been taken.

The dry erase board only says 2 but I know we've taken at least 4 shots...Clawdeeuhh is a terrible shotstorian.

Shotstorian by Alyssa133 March 13, 2010

Fried Dough Shitstorm

When you eat too much fried dough at a carnival and just can't make it to the port-a-potty. See "chocolate rain".

Unicorn: We're sorry, you're fried dough shitstorm ruined our utopian society. Farewell forever.
Donkey: Blue ribbon bitches!

Fried Dough Shitstorm by Kestutis October 20, 2010

Mexican Shitstorm 

An alcoholic beverage reminiscent of a "Chelada".
Preparation:
- 1 Pint Glass
- 1 part Tecate
- 1 part Red Wine (preferably boxed)

A) "Dude, I just found out that my girlfriend is my step sister."
B) " Whoa. You need a Mexican Shitstorm."
A) "Mexican Shitstorm? What's that?"
A) "Well, do ya like beer?"
B) "Yeah."
A) "Do you like cheap red wine, fresh out the box?"
B) "Do I ever!"
A) "Then enjoy a nice warm Mexican Shitstorm and your troubles will melt away!"

Mexican Shitstorm by Roisin Dubh VII April 25, 2013

shitstorm 

A gigantic cluster fuck... but not in a military sense.

A huge fuck-up of epic proportions of some sort or another and its ensuing calamity. As in, the person or normal situation you were supposed to be a part of is now so totally screwed up as to turn the entire scenario into a farce; or something that could end up in you going to either jail or losing your profession.

Holy shit... I went into the office today, and I was fully unprepared for the ensuing shitstorm. This client was so fucked up, I couldn't believe that I was actually part of this human tragedy. I think I will give up finance and take up digging ditches.

shitstorm by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit November 6, 2006

San Diego Shitstorm 

Getting diarrhea and then shitting all over your partner's face. Eating several Volcano Tacos at Taco Bell can greatly enhance the experience.

My favorite sexual maneuver is the San Diego Shitstorm, although cleaning up afterwards can be quite time consuming.

San Diego Shitstorm by Dunlap12345 June 11, 2009

shitstorm 

A course of action that would appear to lead to a good outcome, but when undertaken, leads to a situation that is utterly out of control beyond human comprehension.

Instead of being over in a weekend, project Iraqi Freedom turned out to be a shitstorm.

shitstorm by A bruce willis fan April 1, 2003