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shitstormia

A cat that shits itself and runs around, spreading that fecal matter around like a rouge garden hose whipping around and drenching everything in liquid caca. May or may not have a working asshole, often has different anatomy such as a buttgina or the like.
Damn, that cat has mad dingleberries, you think shes a shitstormia?

Whats that scratching? I think shitstormia is at it again.
by John Benjamin August 15, 2023
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Shotstorian

The person who is supposed to be keeping track of how many shots have been taken.
The dry erase board only says 2 but I know we've taken at least 4 shots...Clawdeeuhh is a terrible shotstorian.
by Alyssa133 March 13, 2010
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Fried Dough Shitstorm

When you eat too much fried dough at a carnival and just can't make it to the port-a-potty. See "chocolate rain".
Unicorn: We're sorry, you're fried dough shitstorm ruined our utopian society. Farewell forever.
Donkey: Blue ribbon bitches!
by Kestutis October 20, 2010
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Mexican Shitstorm

An alcoholic beverage reminiscent of a "Chelada".
Preparation:
- 1 Pint Glass
- 1 part Tecate
- 1 part Red Wine (preferably boxed)
A) "Dude, I just found out that my girlfriend is my step sister."
B) " Whoa. You need a Mexican Shitstorm."
A) "Mexican Shitstorm? What's that?"
A) "Well, do ya like beer?"
B) "Yeah."
A) "Do you like cheap red wine, fresh out the box?"
B) "Do I ever!"
A) "Then enjoy a nice warm Mexican Shitstorm and your troubles will melt away!"
by Roisin Dubh VII April 25, 2013
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shitstorm

A gigantic cluster fuck... but not in a military sense.

A huge fuck-up of epic proportions of some sort or another and its ensuing calamity. As in, the person or normal situation you were supposed to be a part of is now so totally screwed up as to turn the entire scenario into a farce; or something that could end up in you going to either jail or losing your profession.
Holy shit... I went into the office today, and I was fully unprepared for the ensuing shitstorm. This client was so fucked up, I couldn't believe that I was actually part of this human tragedy. I think I will give up finance and take up digging ditches.
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San Diego Shitstorm

Getting diarrhea and then shitting all over your partner's face. Eating several Volcano Tacos at Taco Bell can greatly enhance the experience.
My favorite sexual maneuver is the San Diego Shitstorm, although cleaning up afterwards can be quite time consuming.
by Dunlap12345 June 11, 2009
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shitstorm

A course of action that would appear to lead to a good outcome, but when undertaken, leads to a situation that is utterly out of control beyond human comprehension.
Instead of being over in a weekend, project Iraqi Freedom turned out to be a shitstorm.
by A bruce willis fan April 1, 2003
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