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Shotstorian 

The person who is supposed to be keeping track of how many shots have been taken.
The dry erase board only says 2 but I know we've taken at least 4 shots...Clawdeeuhh is a terrible shotstorian.
Shotstorian by Alyssa133 March 13, 2010

shitsomnia 

when one is trying to sleep but can't due to their stomach spontaneously activating their bows.
john had some bad shitsomnia last night, he gave up on washing his hands at some point, i smelled the shit after a high five
shitsomnia by Jbenders67 September 8, 2007

Shitstone 

A word to describe a type of torture camp or a place to capture children with multiple dictators
This place is a shitstone man!
Shitstone by Shitstone October 2, 2018

Shitstorically 

Based on the shit we have done in the past...here is our opinion.
If you look back shitstorically, its an improvement.
Shitstorically by Nomad23 December 15, 2021

shitstainian 

someone who acts like a shitstain, but is refered to as a group of shitstain acting people.
Stop acting like a shitstainian you fucktard
shitstainian by shokashiro May 15, 2006

shitsonian

A third-rate museum that is usually erected in a smaller community that lacks any worthwhile exhibits.
It appears that our hole-in-the-wall city is building a new museum downtown that won't have anything older than the dust it'll collect when no one goes there. It'll be a regular shitsonian.
shitsonian by anonymous December 27, 2024
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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