From Chuck Lorre Vanity Card #130
A delusional fantasy that occurs when you glance at the person in the car next to you in a traffic jam and are momentarily convinced that they are the answer to all your hopes and dreams.
A delusional fantasy that occurs when you glance at the person in the car next to you in a traffic jam and are momentarily convinced that they are the answer to all your hopes and dreams.
Were her feelings real, or were they just gridlove? She didn't care. She just prayed that her lane would catch up to his lane.
by H.T.J April 07, 2005
a word which dickhead americans can't spell, and claim we spell wrong - despite the fact that WE invented the language, and the idiots WE sent to america couldn't spell.
by H.T.J March 03, 2005
Army-speak. Short for "Situation Report". Given by a high ranking officer that claims he/she wants to either fil a situation report or wants one filed by a subserviant officer.
by H.T.J April 07, 2005
by H.T.J September 30, 2004
One of those Vegetarian, Lesbian types, who eat chicken 'n' fish, but claim to be a vegetarian, and they have strong opinions on everything, like fox-hunting or ANYTHING else that doesn't concern them. Not only that but they're all hypocritical, minge-munching losers, with names like Charisma, Faith or Moonbeam. OH, oh, and they all pronounce they're name differently.. like instead of stefani, it's STEFarrny! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?
Charisma: I'm a vegetarian, except for chicken and fish!
Faith: Me too! But I like fish when it's minge!
Charisma: Me too!
STEFarrny: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!1111 LOLZ! OMG! BRB! WOTEVA!
Faith: Me too! But I like fish when it's minge!
Charisma: Me too!
STEFarrny: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!1111 LOLZ! OMG! BRB! WOTEVA!
by H.T.J November 19, 2004
- To perform the duties and functions of an office or a position of authority.
- To serve as an officiant.
- Sports. To serve as a referee or umpire.
- To serve as an officiant.
- Sports. To serve as a referee or umpire.
by H.T.J March 26, 2005
Used when a transexual woman opts to have the surgery and become a fully-fledge ifemminate man-beast. Pronounced (add-a-dick-to-me, for the fools who didn't get it right away)
Guy: Sam, what's wrong?
Sam: Well, i'm just getting over a sisterectumy and they rescheduled my addadictomy for tomorrow.
Guy: aaww, what a flaccid penis.
Sam: Well, i'm just getting over a sisterectumy and they rescheduled my addadictomy for tomorrow.
Guy: aaww, what a flaccid penis.
by H.T.J April 11, 2005