shitmit 

1. A glove or mit that is completely covered in your own shit because you stuck your hand so far up your ass.

2. Describes a person behaving as if he just put on a glove or mit, and stuck his hand up his own ass.

"Man I just put on this glove and shoved my hand really far up my own butt. It was awesome!"

shitmit by Bitty Cent March 22, 2005

shitmiss 

A term often used in rhythm games such as osu.

A shitmiss is when you miss without realizing why, seemingly for no reason. It can also be when you miss an easy hit, usually repeatedly. A shitmiss usually occurs in the form of a choke.

Guy 1: *almost FC, chokes*
Guy 2: lol
Guy 1: I KEEP SHITMISSING FUCK THIS GAME

shitmiss by GQLKMAJGAKGAEIAGJiag ae;f ae a May 6, 2019

ShitRite 

A colloquial and derogatory alternative name for the ShopRite chain of supermarkets located in the U.S. North East. Usually used by someone who hates shopping at the store or hates working there.

You don't want to work at ShitRite, you should be a peepshow janitor instead. At least you'll get more respect doing that.

ShitRite by JamesOhio September 23, 2009

Yukkuri shiteitte ne 

A meme involving giant, disfigured heads resembling those of Touhou characters. It originated on 2ch in early 2008 when an Anon tried to make a Shift_JIS portrait of Reimu and Marisa and failed horribly. Another Anon thought the failed attempt was humorous and drew the infamous original picture (shown below right). Ever since that fateful day, yukkuri heads have dominated parts of NicoNico and made cameos in numerous other pieces of Touhou fanart. Their catchphrase "Yukkuri shiteitte ne!" literally means "Do it slowly!", but has been more loosely translated as "Take it easy!" by the English-speaking Touhou community. This remains the basis for many of the jokes centered on yukkuris.

Reimu: This stalking deformed head of me is quite annoying.
Yukkuri Reimu: Yukkuri shiteitte ne!

Yukkuri shiteitte ne by That one guy over there in the August 17, 2009

shititis 

1.a chronic bowel movement causing many unexpected trips to the toilet, similar to the squirts
2. having to shit more than usual on any given day

I was late for work due to a bad case of shititis.
All that beer and cajun food I had last night gave me shititis.

shititis by Andy A. July 28, 2008

Shitfit 

(n.)- The act of freaking out including verbal profanity and flailing of arms and legs.

Dude 1: OMG, I hate you!
Dude 2: WTF MANNNNN!!! BITCH!! OIAHDOASIHFSJ!!
Dude 1: Chill man.
Dude 2: OMFG NO WAY YOURE SO FUCKING MEAN *does two backflips* god!!!!
Dude 1: uh whatever. .
Dude 2: OMG DONT USE THAT TONE WITH ME YOU MOTHERFUCKAAA *rolls on the floor*

Dude 1: *calls dude 3* "Dudeee. 2 totally just had a shitfit."

Shitfit by lalallahasldhasjfaslfsf August 10, 2009

ShitBit 

A digital wristband device worn to track shit frequency, volume and fiber content.

The ShitBit has a slightly uncomfortable intra-anal sensor implanted but after awhile, it’s virtually imperceptible!

ShitBit by Dr Bunnygirl December 6, 2019