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the small pieces of shit that are left floating in the toilet after flushing

After eating those tacos I saw more shitbits than ever before.

shitbits by Johnny Tats May 27, 2008

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Shitbits

Shitbits (n)

Two or more bits of shit. 'nuff said.

Guy: Dude, that salsa's really gonna cause an explosion of shitbits tonight.

Shitbits by danandmash. January 10, 2011

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shitbits

johnny muffro had huge poo like moles on his face! he he

shitbits by Anonymous September 29, 2003

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shitbits

two random freckle-molez on jons face that looknlike bad splashback.

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jokes jokes

shitbits by Mathhew Ogilavu September 24, 2003

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Shitbits

(Noun) The small toilet paper bits that get stuck in the crack of your ass and only get removed in the shower.

Hey Henry! I took a shower today and you wouldn't believe the number of shitbits I had

Shitbits by Cattard April 4, 2023

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ShitBit

A digital wristband device worn to track shit frequency, volume and fiber content.

The ShitBit has a slightly uncomfortable intra-anal sensor implanted but after awhile, it’s virtually imperceptible!

ShitBit by Dr Bunnygirl December 6, 2019

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Shittits

1. An sudden exclamation of moderate anger, disappointment or displeasure.

Shittits, I dropped my wallet!

Shittits My wife left me!

Shittits by RustyMember November 21, 2010

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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