shitbits

the small pieces of shit that are left floating in the toilet after flushing

After eating those tacos I saw more shitbits than ever before.

by Johnny Tats May 27, 2008

Shitbits

Shitbits (n)

Two or more bits of shit. 'nuff said.

Guy: Dude, that salsa's really gonna cause an explosion of shitbits tonight.

by danandmash. January 10, 2011

shitbits

johnny muffro had huge poo like moles on his face! he he

by Anonymous September 29, 2003

shitbits

two random freckle-molez on jons face that looknlike bad splashback.

see jon
jokes jokes

by Mathhew Ogilavu September 24, 2003

Shitbits

(Noun) The small toilet paper bits that get stuck in the crack of your ass and only get removed in the shower.

Hey Henry! I took a shower today and you wouldn't believe the number of shitbits I had

by Cattard April 4, 2023

ShitBit

A digital wristband device worn to track shit frequency, volume and fiber content.

The ShitBit has a slightly uncomfortable intra-anal sensor implanted but after awhile, it’s virtually imperceptible!

by Dr Bunnygirl December 6, 2019

Shittits

1. An sudden exclamation of moderate anger, disappointment or displeasure.

Shittits, I dropped my wallet!

Shittits My wife left me!

by RustyMember November 21, 2010