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(n.)- The act of freaking out including verbal profanity and flailing of arms and legs.
Dude 1: OMG, I hate you!
Dude 2: WTF MANNNNN!!! BITCH!! OIAHDOASIHFSJ!!
Dude 1: Chill man.
Dude 2: OMFG NO WAY YOURE SO FUCKING MEAN *does two backflips* god!!!!
Dude 1: uh whatever. .
Dude 2: OMG DONT USE THAT TONE WITH ME YOU MOTHERFUCKAAA *rolls on the floor*

Dude 1: *calls dude 3* "Dudeee. 2 totally just had a shitfit."
Shitfit by lalallahasldhasjfaslfsf August 10, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
The act of a parent RANDOMLY yelling at you for absolutly no reason, or a stupid reason
Mom: Why didn't you park the car the other way? How many times....
shitfit by Bal3ygurl125 August 8, 2005
When you get all pissed off and shit
He had a shitfit when he saw me with a nother guy.
shitfit by DoRsa February 24, 2004
A spoiled kid's temper tantrum.
I had such a shitfit because my parents gave me the wrong game console.
shitfit by EmmettVA June 2, 2024

shitfit (n) 

The act of uncontrollable bowel movement due to the ingestion of anything that promotes diarrhea.
I had a major shitfit (n)

after drinking polluted water.
shitfit (n) by Gadget King November 17, 2011

Shitfit fantastic 

A humorous or joking way to say good.
May be sarcastic.
Person 1: How was your day?
Person 2: Shitfit fantastic!

Person 1: Ha same
Shitfit fantastic by yjhger;g;kw February 18, 2013

hairy shitfit

The act of freaking out. Its a shitfit but a bit worse because its more of a hairy situation that can't be controlled.
Oh god she's drunk again and having a hairy shitfit. God help us all.
hairy shitfit by jimmybomm August 9, 2020
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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