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shitlerature

"Shitlerature (noun) -

1) particularly good book(s) kept in the toilet for reading while engaged in the act of defecation.

2) any substantial reading material, pamphlet-size upwards, used for the same purpose
Usage.

"I've got Colin Powell's 'My American Journey', David Foster Wallace' 'Infinite Jest', and Kazuo Ishiguro's 'Remains of the Day' in my toilet tank - that's some serious shitlerature."
by Rajanus August 27, 2011
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sliterature

The depressing books they make you read in school in an attempt to make you slit your wrists.
Teacher: Hello class, today we'll be reading a book in the sliterature genre, it's about rape and suicide, I hope you try them yourself.
by Crucius May 27, 2008
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shiterature

the books, magazines, or other reading material that one leaves in the bathroom to stave off the boredom of shitting.
Dude, why don't you have any good shiterature?

"America: the Book" is among many other good reads in my collection of shiterature.
by pspczar February 16, 2006
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shitterature

Literature that one would take to the shitter, hence the term. Sunday funnies, album notes, and yearbooks are all good examples because they tend to distract from the dank smell of your feces. Shitterature usually does not include novels or any other piece of literature that requires concentration.
I didn't bring any shitterature with me so I was trapped reading the shampoo bottles' ingredients.
by Kanino July 19, 2007
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shiterature

A piece of writing so bad, that calling it literature is an insult to other writers in the world. Usually found in college workshops and are written about things the author obviously knows nothing about. Bad grammar and spelling is a must. Mary Sues/Gary Stus are also welcome.
Did you read Zola's story? It was a piece of shiterature! why is she in the creative writing department?

That drek on Fanfiction.net is a collection of shiterature!
by mollydolly April 17, 2008
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shiterature

any book, magazine, letter, pamphlet, or any other type of literature one may take to read while sitting on the toilet
I need to find me some shiterature to make my crapping experience more enjoyable.
by Kamileon K. October 16, 2005
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Shiterature

Any reading material made available for extended stays on the toilet.
Do you mind if I take this old copy of High Times, it should make for some great Shiterature.
by Stephen McCormick August 17, 2009
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