Shitrature

Magazines and other assorted reading material found within arms reach of the toilet, most often stored on the tank. Typically read while dropping a deuce

"Do you want a copy of Fader?"
"What's that?"
"It's a music mag"
"Sure, I could use some more Shitrature".

by DigitalDistorted May 30, 2011

shitgnature

The shit stains left in flush toilets after having been shit into, characteristic to each person.

"Do you have a toilet brush? My crap was so messy my shitgnature wouldn't come off the toilet just by flushing."

by Ironballs April 8, 2013

sliterature

The depressing books they make you read in school in an attempt to make you slit your wrists.

Teacher: Hello class, today we'll be reading a book in the sliterature genre, it's about rape and suicide, I hope you try them yourself.

by Crucius May 27, 2008

shiterature

the books, magazines, or other reading material that one leaves in the bathroom to stave off the boredom of shitting.

Dude, why don't you have any good shiterature?

"America: the Book" is among many other good reads in my collection of shiterature.

by pspczar February 16, 2006

shitterature

Literature that one would take to the shitter, hence the term. Sunday funnies, album notes, and yearbooks are all good examples because they tend to distract from the dank smell of your feces. Shitterature usually does not include novels or any other piece of literature that requires concentration.

I didn't bring any shitterature with me so I was trapped reading the shampoo bottles' ingredients.

by Kanino July 19, 2007

Fortress of Shitatude

When you find a rarely used toilet in the workplace.

Dude I found a toilet no one uses at the office, it's my fortress of shitatude

by mregina August 27, 2016

shitliture

Literature that you read while on the shitter

Bob : Great Chipotle right?

Jim : Yea but I am going to pay for it later, going to be reading lots of shitliture tonight

by El Bonerino June 16, 2010