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sliterature

The depressing books they make you read in school in an attempt to make you slit your wrists.
Teacher: Hello class, today we'll be reading a book in the sliterature genre, it's about rape and suicide, I hope you try them yourself.
sliterature by Crucius May 27, 2008

shiterature 

the books, magazines, or other reading material that one leaves in the bathroom to stave off the boredom of shitting.
Dude, why don't you have any good shiterature?

"America: the Book" is among many other good reads in my collection of shiterature.
shiterature by pspczar February 16, 2006

shitterature 

Literature that one would take to the shitter, hence the term. Sunday funnies, album notes, and yearbooks are all good examples because they tend to distract from the dank smell of your feces. Shitterature usually does not include novels or any other piece of literature that requires concentration.
I didn't bring any shitterature with me so I was trapped reading the shampoo bottles' ingredients.
shitterature by Kanino July 19, 2007

shiterature 

A piece of writing so bad, that calling it literature is an insult to other writers in the world. Usually found in college workshops and are written about things the author obviously knows nothing about. Bad grammar and spelling is a must. Mary Sues/Gary Stus are also welcome.
Did you read Zola's story? It was a piece of shiterature! why is she in the creative writing department?

That drek on Fanfiction.net is a collection of shiterature!
shiterature by mollydolly April 17, 2008

shiterature 

any book, magazine, letter, pamphlet, or any other type of literature one may take to read while sitting on the toilet
I need to find me some shiterature to make my crapping experience more enjoyable.
shiterature by Kamileon K. October 16, 2005

Shiterature 

Any reading material made available for extended stays on the toilet.
Do you mind if I take this old copy of High Times, it should make for some great Shiterature.
Shiterature by Stephen McCormick August 17, 2009
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