shitlature

Any reading material (i.e. books, comics, magazines, etc.) that one takes into the bathroom to read during a bowel movement. No matter the condition of the reading material, once it has been taken to the bathroom, it becomes shitlature.

Steve: Hey man, don't you have a copy of the Collected Works of Edgar Allan Poe?

Dave: Yeah. You can borrow it if you want. It's in the bathroom in the magazine rack.

Steve: Hell no man! I don't want your shitlature!

by Bathroom Reader November 15, 2012

shitgnature

The shit stains left in flush toilets after having been shit into, characteristic to each person.

"Do you have a toilet brush? My crap was so messy my shitgnature wouldn't come off the toilet just by flushing."

by Ironballs April 8, 2013

shiterature

the books, magazines, or other reading material that one leaves in the bathroom to stave off the boredom of shitting.

Dude, why don't you have any good shiterature?

"America: the Book" is among many other good reads in my collection of shiterature.

by pspczar February 16, 2006

Fortress of Shitatude

When you find a rarely used toilet in the workplace.

Dude I found a toilet no one uses at the office, it's my fortress of shitatude

by mregina August 27, 2016

shitliture

Literature that you read while on the shitter

Bob : Great Chipotle right?

Jim : Yea but I am going to pay for it later, going to be reading lots of shitliture tonight

by El Bonerino June 16, 2010

shiterature

A piece of writing so bad, that calling it literature is an insult to other writers in the world. Usually found in college workshops and are written about things the author obviously knows nothing about. Bad grammar and spelling is a must. Mary Sues/Gary Stus are also welcome.

Did you read Zola's story? It was a piece of shiterature! why is she in the creative writing department?

That drek on Fanfiction.net is a collection of shiterature!

by mollydolly April 17, 2008

shiterature

any book, magazine, letter, pamphlet, or any other type of literature one may take to read while sitting on the toilet

I need to find me some shiterature to make my crapping experience more enjoyable.

by Kamileon K. October 16, 2005