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rage shanked 

Combination of rage and shanked.

1. One of the many derivatives of owned.

2. Can be used literally as well. As in to shank someone with extreme prejudice.
Dude, you got rage shanked!

You better go this weekend or I'll rage shank your ass!
rage shanked by Kageh February 8, 2005

smhitacked 

The act of being pulverized with a bear claw or having a space air craft launched directly into the upper regions of your lungs.
Some side effects may include: Excessive bruising, hair loss, nausea, bat like wings, sense of impending doom, and in some cases, death.
If you begin to experience a tingling sensation in toes or fingers, immediately consult your doctor for you may soon become a landing mine for extraterrestrials.
Girl: I feel like I just got smhitacked.
Boy: Yikes. Think you might have swine flu?
smhitacked by waldo firefox August 18, 2009

shitcanned

to have your employment terminated, to be fired
Jack got shitcanned Friday in that last series of layoffs.
shitcanned by mr.corruption June 9, 2005

Matthew Shitaker 

A disparaging nickname for the clueless and obscene brown-noser of our Grabber in Chief, the interim acting Attorney General.
Another sad actor in the most recent and pitiable Trump Dump is Matthew Shitaker.
Matthew Shitaker by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019

Shitaneous Combustion 

After eating lunch at the taco truck down the street, I had shitaneous combustion when I got back to work.
Shitaneous Combustion by Htos_Drol November 27, 2012

shitassed 

An adjective used to descirbe something or someone that is completely butt ugly or totally screwed up.
"Did you see that shitassed afghan that Lori received as a gift from her bloo haired Aunt GladAss?? The ugliest thing I ever saw....it was totally shitassed!"
shitassed by WitchyPOO April 6, 2004