smhitacked 

The act of being pulverized with a bear claw or having a space air craft launched directly into the upper regions of your lungs.
Some side effects may include: Excessive bruising, hair loss, nausea, bat like wings, sense of impending doom, and in some cases, death.
If you begin to experience a tingling sensation in toes or fingers, immediately consult your doctor for you may soon become a landing mine for extraterrestrials.

Girl: I feel like I just got smhitacked.
Boy: Yikes. Think you might have swine flu?

smhitacked by waldo firefox August 18, 2009

shitanked 

So drunk you are talking to yourself while making funny faces in the bathroom mirror, and you think it's funny.

I drank that whole bottle of tequila, man I'm shitanked.

shitanked by A Tom Jones July 29, 2006

Schtacked 

To be at a level of intoxication, past most human standards, where blacking out seems imminent and unavoidable.

Mark: Boys, I drank a 40 of Whiskey with George! I had two pitchers of beer and that weed cookie is starting to kick in! I'm fuckin' Schtacked!

Schtacked by Sweet-Teets101 May 21, 2011

smizacked 

A term to describe the feeling when very stoned, after smoking lots of marijuana.

Dude, I got super smizacked last night. I felt like I left the solar system.

smizacked by Koon man rich September 28, 2017