shitnaked 

When you're in the shower, but you're also gonna take a shit.

Person 1: Hey could you provide me a towel here, leave it by the knob. I'm shitnaked.
Person 2: Did it.
Person 1: Thanks, homie!

shitnaked by PiranhaFeet May 16, 2023

shitfacedbook 

To use Facebook while intoxicated. May or may not include confessions of undying love to friends, ex's, or total strangers. Grammar and logic will likely be poor. Similar to a drunk dial.

Chris - "Dude, you left 11 incoherent wall posts on my profile last night. What the fuck?"

Spencer - "What? No, I didn't! Oh, wait...yeah, I was shitfacedbooking."

Chris - "You fuckass."

shitfacedbook by stacks121 December 9, 2008

Matthew Shitaker 

A disparaging nickname for the clueless and obscene brown-noser of our Grabber in Chief, the interim acting Attorney General.

Another sad actor in the most recent and pitiable Trump Dump is Matthew Shitaker.

Matthew Shitaker by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019

shitfaced

To be really, really drunk

"Uh-oh. Sarah's a little shitfaced and Andy's a smooth talker. Better go find them."

shitfaced by westside December 30, 2004

Shittakee

A word that describes an urgent, out of nowhere, unannounced, duece attack.

"I was right in the middle of a board meeting when I had to take a Shittakee."

"Man I hope Jim is ok, he had to take a Shittakee."

Shittakee by tdub05 July 11, 2009

Shitfaced wonder 

Some idiot who thinks (s)he's amazing...when they're drunk.

"There goes Mr. Shitfaced Wonder again, trying to impress that model at the end of the bar."

Shitfaced wonder by FB45 September 13, 2007

shitfacedcockmaster 

A term to described a man who is shit faced, and loves cock. from the movie South Park

oh! you shitfacedcockmaster!

shitfacedcockmaster by blackmage53 December 8, 2004