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Definitions by WitchyPOO

Hang a wall plate

A reference to the popular video "Haters Don't Hate" by comedian Bridget McManus. Meaning: "get over yourself" and/or "don't be so judgmental". Basically, just don't be a hater.
"Man, I'm being such a hater, I should hang a wall plate."
"You really need to hang a wall plate!"
Hang a wall plate by Witchypoo September 7, 2014

load of shit 

Another way of describing Bullshit.
"10 inches???? You're joking.That's nothing but a load of shit."
load of shit by WitchyPOO January 3, 2005

Barf on Toast 

A description of something that is GAWD_AWFUL & Vomit Inducing.
"Did you see that real ugly PINK Polka Dot dress hanging on the rack at Holts?? Who'd buy it? It's utterly Barf on Toast!"
Barf on Toast by WitchyPOO April 7, 2004
A woman who is so loose you could parallel park up her birdy.
"Did you see that Ho_Err at the club?? What a freakin skank!"
HO_Err by WitchyPOO April 7, 2004

shitassed 

An adjective used to descirbe something or someone that is completely butt ugly or totally screwed up.
"Did you see that shitassed afghan that Lori received as a gift from her bloo haired Aunt GladAss?? The ugliest thing I ever saw....it was totally shitassed!"
shitassed by WitchyPOO April 6, 2004
(NOUN)The Skankiest Ho in Town.So loose a bus could parallel park up her birdy.
"OMG - did you see that filthy little HO-ERR over there? WHAT A FREAKIN SKANK!
HO-ERR by WitchyPOO November 27, 2003

FUNK-ASS 

(Adjective) - Description of very hot new cool thing,in leading edge kick yo ass technology.
"I want one of them FUNK_ASS new PDA's for Christmas!!"
"My Dad bought a FUNK_ASS car last week!!"
"GURL - Just look at THOSE Manolo Blahniks on that shelf over there - aren't they just totally FUNK_ASS?!!!"
FUNK-ASS by WitchyPOO November 27, 2003