Unholy79's definitions

shitcricket

when you fart and it chirps like a cricket

what was that noise? a shitcricket.

by Unholy79 October 1, 2014

Lawn fudge

The random piles of shit left on your yard by the neighbors dog because they won't put it on a leash.

The dog dropped more lawn fudge, which I subsequently hit with the lawnmower to produce a fine mist of dry heave inducing aerosol shit.

by Unholy79 August 7, 2018

ctk interface

Otherwise known as the 'Chair to Keyboard' interface, aka the user of a system who is experiencing ID10T errors.

He says his system isn't working right, I think its just an ID10T error in the CTK Interface.

by Unholy79 May 22, 2016