Get the shitcricket mug.1. A person who is adept at busting lies and cracking bullshit. They work on the same principle as nutcrackers, but instead of cracking nuts or genitalia, they are used by others as tools to bite open hardened lumps of feces that may spout out from a person's mouth or anus.
2. A retarded person
2. A retarded person
1. Guy: What were you saying about Brown's cows lighting shit on your doorstep?
Girl: It gives me quite the shits
Guy: Your lies fool no one, not even me
Girl: Good for you shitcracker
2. Guy: See that guy over there?
Guy 2: Yeah, what a shitcracker
Guy: And see his girlfriend?
Guy 2: Yeah, shitcracker and cheese.
Guy: Let's hope he's not lactose intolerant.
Girl: It gives me quite the shits
Guy: Your lies fool no one, not even me
Girl: Good for you shitcracker
2. Guy: See that guy over there?
Guy 2: Yeah, what a shitcracker
Guy: And see his girlfriend?
Guy 2: Yeah, shitcracker and cheese.
Guy: Let's hope he's not lactose intolerant.
by niiien March 13, 2010
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Person 2: "Yeah! I heard that he shitracketed."
Person 1: "Who seriously shits through a racket?"
Person 2: "Yeah! I heard that he shitracketed."
Person 1: "Who seriously shits through a racket?"
by hitman61live December 14, 2012
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While sitting in a stall at McDonald's, my defecating silence was broken when I was joined by another entering the cubicle next to me. To my disappointment, this one was a shitclicker. The peace was broken only by his periodic giggle or the incipit clicking of the tiny keys on his Blackberry.
by DoctorWatson July 30, 2007
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I’m a dumb lil shit cricket and I fuck my cousins . Well bubba bend me over and call me a shit cricket
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Get the Shit cricket mug.1. A shitpicket is where you stick your finger up a female's anus, grab some shit residue, and slide it out. You then insert your finger into her vagina and clean it all off. She then licks your finger clean.
2. A dirty nigger who likes to eat shit, or smells like shit.
2. A dirty nigger who likes to eat shit, or smells like shit.
Dude, i gave Allison a nasty little shitpicket last night, then i fucked her and she sucked my dick afterwards!
Shaniqua's such a shitpicket. She needs a douche bag.
Shaniqua's such a shitpicket. She needs a douche bag.
by Spick Death October 24, 2008
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