shitcricket 

when you fart and it chirps like a cricket

what was that noise? a shitcricket.

shitcricket by Unholy79 October 1, 2014

shitcracker 

1. A person who is adept at busting lies and cracking bullshit. They work on the same principle as nutcrackers, but instead of cracking nuts or genitalia, they are used by others as tools to bite open hardened lumps of feces that may spout out from a person's mouth or anus.

2. A retarded person

1. Guy: What were you saying about Brown's cows lighting shit on your doorstep?
Girl: It gives me quite the shits
Guy: Your lies fool no one, not even me
Girl: Good for you shitcracker

2. Guy: See that guy over there?
Guy 2: Yeah, what a shitcracker
Guy: And see his girlfriend?
Guy 2: Yeah, shitcracker and cheese.
Guy: Let's hope he's not lactose intolerant.

shitcracker by niiien March 13, 2010

Shit cricket

A cricket that lives in feces

This morning i tripped on dog poop and scared off a shit cricket!

Shit cricket by Loaftard August 12, 2018

Shitracket

The process of pooping through a racket to make multiple strands of feces.

Person 1: "Did you hear about *Insert name*?"
Person 2: "Yeah! I heard that he shitracketed."
Person 1: "Who seriously shits through a racket?"

Shitracket by hitman61live December 14, 2012

shitclicker 

A person who text messages and/or plays video games on their PDA or phone while using a public washroom.

While sitting in a stall at McDonald's, my defecating silence was broken when I was joined by another entering the cubicle next to me. To my disappointment, this one was a shitclicker. The peace was broken only by his periodic giggle or the incipit clicking of the tiny keys on his Blackberry.

shitclicker by DoctorWatson July 30, 2007

Shit cricket

A Pearson who is so retarded they shit like a cricket and fuck dogs cause they from alabamer yee yee

I’m a dumb lil shit cricket and I fuck my cousins . Well bubba bend me over and call me a shit cricket

Shit cricket by Yee yee boi March 6, 2019

shitpicket 

1. A shitpicket is where you stick your finger up a female's anus, grab some shit residue, and slide it out. You then insert your finger into her vagina and clean it all off. She then licks your finger clean.

2. A dirty nigger who likes to eat shit, or smells like shit.

Dude, i gave Allison a nasty little shitpicket last night, then i fucked her and she sucked my dick afterwards!

Shaniqua's such a shitpicket. She needs a douche bag.

shitpicket by Spick Death October 24, 2008