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shitcricket 

when you fart and it chirps like a cricket
what was that noise? a shitcricket.
shitcricket by Unholy79 October 1, 2014
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shitcracker 

1. A person who is adept at busting lies and cracking bullshit. They work on the same principle as nutcrackers, but instead of cracking nuts or genitalia, they are used by others as tools to bite open hardened lumps of feces that may spout out from a person's mouth or anus.

2. A retarded person
1. Guy: What were you saying about Brown's cows lighting shit on your doorstep?
Girl: It gives me quite the shits
Guy: Your lies fool no one, not even me
Girl: Good for you shitcracker

2. Guy: See that guy over there?
Guy 2: Yeah, what a shitcracker
Guy: And see his girlfriend?
Guy 2: Yeah, shitcracker and cheese.
Guy: Let's hope he's not lactose intolerant.
shitcracker by niiien March 13, 2010

Shit cricket

A cricket that lives in feces
This morning i tripped on dog poop and scared off a shit cricket!
Shit cricket by Loaftard August 12, 2018

Shitracket

The process of pooping through a racket to make multiple strands of feces.
Person 1: "Did you hear about *Insert name*?"
Person 2: "Yeah! I heard that he shitracketed."
Person 1: "Who seriously shits through a racket?"
Shitracket by hitman61live December 14, 2012

shitclicker 

A person who text messages and/or plays video games on their PDA or phone while using a public washroom.
While sitting in a stall at McDonald's, my defecating silence was broken when I was joined by another entering the cubicle next to me. To my disappointment, this one was a shitclicker. The peace was broken only by his periodic giggle or the incipit clicking of the tiny keys on his Blackberry.
shitclicker by DoctorWatson July 30, 2007

Shit cricket

A Pearson who is so retarded they shit like a cricket and fuck dogs cause they from alabamer yee yee
I’m a dumb lil shit cricket and I fuck my cousins . Well bubba bend me over and call me a shit cricket
Shit cricket by Yee yee boi March 6, 2019

shitpicket 

1. A shitpicket is where you stick your finger up a female's anus, grab some shit residue, and slide it out. You then insert your finger into her vagina and clean it all off. She then licks your finger clean.

2. A dirty nigger who likes to eat shit, or smells like shit.
Dude, i gave Allison a nasty little shitpicket last night, then i fucked her and she sucked my dick afterwards!

Shaniqua's such a shitpicket. She needs a douche bag.
shitpicket by Spick Death October 24, 2008
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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