shit you up

to steal money from work, friends and family to support your drug problem, and then kill your family if you're close to getting caught as a diversionary tactic

"I shit you up, said Alec Murdaugh after grabbing paper towels to dry his tears, after admitting stealing money. I shit a lot of people up."

by Lady Virgo February 9, 2023

that shit will fuck you up

when something is so dangerous or strong it will mess you up if you try

Jim - Quit looking at the Fireball that shit will fuck you up.

by ö~ö June 18, 2024

shut the fuck up you piece of shit

Something you say to filthy casual plebs

Hey Dinger, shut the fuck up you piece of shit

by Mlglmaolmao July 24, 2016

You're making shit up because you though I was making shit up

Not what happened.

Hym "You're making shit up because you though I was making shit up. Your skeptical and attitude towards me and people like me is why you didn't believe me and not a lack of evidence and now you are trying to exclude me from a remedy that you only know you need because of me. This is not gratitude what you are doing here. You are trying to make it worse for me and I did not do that to you."

by Hym Iam December 5, 2025

You get beat up for that shit

A weak and bashful excuse given for the refusal to perform any action.

Girlfriend: "Will you go down on me?"

Boyfriend: "HELL NO!! You get beat up for that shit."

by Carlos12343 April 10, 2010

This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.

hi there

This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.

by diggorypip586 May 13, 2022

you made dat shit up

A phrase used when someone is trying to have you do something beyond your wishes - something that you do not want to do.

Matt: I want to go to the Olive Garden instead of Maggiano's.

Jane: Hells naw. You made dat shit up. You got paid so we are going to Maggiano's.

by Love6241 October 13, 2006