shit you not

A reply to shit too affirming the truth in one's challenged statement.

I shit you not, I tagged dat ass.

by aiken October 22, 2002

Shit you not

Used in conversation to emphasize that the story is NOT an an exaggeration.

"That's exactly how it happened. I shit you not."

by Kittykatzkrnrz May 24, 2017

shits you

say 'shih tzu' out loud

what you said: my baby shih tzu
what it sounded like: my baby shits you

by therearenogoodnamesinmind November 24, 2016

shit you

its a mix between shit off and fuck you!

'geez a swatch o yer baw bag'

reply ' here, shit you, hombre '

by Tyny September 30, 2008

Shit you not

A term used in conversation to emphasize that everything that was said is completely true; no exaggeration!

That's exactly how it happened, I shit you not!!

by Kittykatzkrnrz May 24, 2017

I shit you not

When you say something unbelievable but true.

Josh: Did you know that Bernard proposed to Kayla?
James: No way, they only met a week ago.
Josh: I shit you not, they're engaged!

by vejtics May 4, 2019

I shit you not

The expression means I am being honest.

john:I just saw Barbra Bush running naked on T.V
Lou: No fucking way
John: I shit you not

by B-dub (refers to my age) November 17, 2005