an expression used when something surprises you, or something bad happens to you.
oh shit nipples, the dryer just scared the fuck out of me.
by xtheusedx3x May 25, 2008
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General insult; usually meaning the person is both weak and a jerk, but is also used to express angry dislike of a person or their actions.
"After all that talk about how he was such a better worker than us, John didn't get a raise. What a shit nipple."

"Use your damn turn signal, you shit nipple!"
by Dark Dave May 17, 2013
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1. large sized nipples usually found on breasts, which are worthy of an reclamation mark.

2. a expressive way of expressing amazement, excitement, or amusement.
*a women bearing such nipples flashed a person* "holy shit nipples!"

"holy shit nipples, I just got into college!"
by gregoriouse March 10, 2012
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A term used to refer to strange fetishes involving drawn porn. Especially furry porn.
/r/ shitting dick nipples plz kthnx
by stghm May 29, 2006
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An exclamatory phrase used when someone finds porn on your computer.
"Shitting Dick Nipples! How did that get there?"
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the after math of rubbing your nipples in someone's ass crack
Pat McCurry has nipple shits.
by carl huebner May 4, 2009
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