shit nipple
shit nipple by Hirohito Okinawa May 2, 2008
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Shit Nipple
General insult; usually meaning the person is both weak and a jerk, but is also used to express angry dislike of a person or their actions.
"After all that talk about how he was such a better worker than us, John didn't get a raise. What a shit nipple."
"Use your damn turn signal, you shit nipple!"
"Use your damn turn signal, you shit nipple!"
Shit Nipple by Dark Dave May 17, 2013
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nipple shit by carl huebner May 3, 2009
shit nipples
shit nipples by xtheusedx3x May 25, 2008
holy shit nipples
1. large sized nipples usually found on breasts, which are worthy of an reclamation mark.
2. a expressive way of expressing amazement, excitement, or amusement.
2. a expressive way of expressing amazement, excitement, or amusement.
*a women bearing such nipples flashed a person* "holy shit nipples!"
"holy shit nipples, I just got into college!"
"holy shit nipples, I just got into college!"
holy shit nipples by gregoriouse June 21, 2012
Shitnipples
An affectionate nickname for one’s African-American female familiars. Refers to the color of their skin and the fact that they have nipples. Terrible. Not very inventive. Probably racist. But bold and decisive, as these definitions go. Also known as shitnips, shiznips, shaznops, and shippers. And very rarely, ships in the night. Not to be confused with Shynips, which are inverted weirdo nipples (aka Innie-olas).
Shitnipples was in the bathroom for like 45 minutes, and when she finally came out she was crying. Like really hard. Because she couldn’t get her poop to go down. That stuff really embarrasses her. She takes it so personally, it breaks your heart. She sent me out into the hallway and locked the apartment door behind me. By the time she finished all the plunging and cursing and opened the door again, I was laying on my belly in the hall, playing smartphone games. (Which is a first for me.) She aimed her hollow zombie eyes at the middle of my face and muttered, “Come back in, I guess...” I don’t think she’ll ever been the same. She won’t get help. She won’t sleep. I tell her it’s only poop. She covers her belly, puts your finger to her lips, and whispers, “Quiet! It’ll hear you!”
Shitnipples by whooer's your daddy October 26, 2018
shitnipples
1.She gave me the shit nipples and I almost shot it in her eye.
2.I nearly sucked her shitnipples until i remembered where they had been.
2.I nearly sucked her shitnipples until i remembered where they had been.
shitnipples by Summer Jarrell November 3, 2006
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