Shitnipples

An affectionate nickname for one’s African-American female familiars. Refers to the color of their skin and the fact that they have nipples. Terrible. Not very inventive. Probably racist. But bold and decisive, as these definitions go. Also known as shitnips, shiznips, shaznops, and shippers. And very rarely, ships in the night. Not to be confused with Shynips, which are inverted weirdo nipples (aka Innie-olas).

Shitnipples was in the bathroom for like 45 minutes, and when she finally came out she was crying. Like really hard. Because she couldn’t get her poop to go down. That stuff really embarrasses her. She takes it so personally, it breaks your heart. She sent me out into the hallway and locked the apartment door behind me. By the time she finished all the plunging and cursing and opened the door again, I was laying on my belly in the hall, playing smartphone games. (Which is a first for me.) She aimed her hollow zombie eyes at the middle of my face and muttered, “Come back in, I guess...” I don’t think she’ll ever been the same. She won’t get help. She won’t sleep. I tell her it’s only poop. She covers her belly, puts your finger to her lips, and whispers, “Quiet! It’ll hear you!”

by whooer's your daddy October 26, 2018

shitnipples

To stick your nipple in the ass of a male partner in order to cause arousal.

1.She gave me the shit nipples and I almost shot it in her eye.
2.I nearly sucked her shitnipples until i remembered where they had been.

by Summer Jarrell November 3, 2006

shit nipples

an expression used when something surprises you, or something bad happens to you.

oh shit nipples, the dryer just scared the fuck out of me.

by xtheusedx3x May 25, 2008

Shiznipple

The unvoluntary squirt or leak of liquid or milk from the female nipple. However it isa possible that a male can have one. It is usually painful and often occurs during puberty or when pregnant.

'I had a huge shiznipple last night'
'My shiznipple got on my bathroom wall'

by Jaron, Tom, Daniel August 28, 2007

Shiznipples

When one's nipples are very perky and are noticeable through their shirt. Unfortunately, this seems to happen more to middle aged men than anyone else. :'(

Bill: Dude, look at Jeremy, he has fuckin' shiznipples.
Dan: I know man, they're like fucking mountains!

by MotherLiquorLicker October 20, 2011

Shiznipples

When you accidentally stub your toe on something or forget something like:

Walks in the room and stubs toe on table leg.

"Shi- (parents look at you)znipples I said shiznipples."

Or

Can't find book at school.

"Shiznipples I left my book at home!"

by XxDreamerAtBestxX July 3, 2014

holy shit nipples

1. large sized nipples usually found on breasts, which are worthy of an reclamation mark.

2. a expressive way of expressing amazement, excitement, or amusement.

*a women bearing such nipples flashed a person* "holy shit nipples!"

"holy shit nipples, I just got into college!"

by gregoriouse June 21, 2012