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Shitapple 

Kind of like a crab apple but a lot shittier.
Have you been to Hannahs house? There are shitapples everywhere/
Shitapple by xxmuckxx September 14, 2019

Shnipple Shnap 

A word used to respond to someone without actually having to know the topic of the conversation or the proper response.

Syn. - Filler, Idle Response
"Dude, I just saw Dukes of Hazzard and it was totally freakin' awesome! I love good cinema."

"Shnipple Shnap. I'm gonna go smok-a-bol."
Shnipple Shnap by i.wms September 12, 2005

Shitnipples 

An affectionate nickname for one’s African-American female familiars. Refers to the color of their skin and the fact that they have nipples. Terrible. Not very inventive. Probably racist. But bold and decisive, as these definitions go. Also known as shitnips, shiznips, shaznops, and shippers. And very rarely, ships in the night. Not to be confused with Shynips, which are inverted weirdo nipples (aka Innie-olas).
Shitnipples was in the bathroom for like 45 minutes, and when she finally came out she was crying. Like really hard. Because she couldn’t get her poop to go down. That stuff really embarrasses her. She takes it so personally, it breaks your heart. She sent me out into the hallway and locked the apartment door behind me. By the time she finished all the plunging and cursing and opened the door again, I was laying on my belly in the hall, playing smartphone games. (Which is a first for me.) She aimed her hollow zombie eyes at the middle of my face and muttered, “Come back in, I guess...” I don’t think she’ll ever been the same. She won’t get help. She won’t sleep. I tell her it’s only poop. She covers her belly, puts your finger to her lips, and whispers, “Quiet! It’ll hear you!”
Shitnipples by whooer's your daddy October 26, 2018

Shnipple Wiffle

A cooler, more advanced way to say "sniper rifle" while playing any online game such as Halo, Call of Duty, Counter-Strike, Battlefield, etc.

I invented this word, let that be known. It lessens the tension in a match and also makes the user sound like a total badass if pulled off correctly with the proper 'old-skool' accent.
Player 1: Aw, man, there's like 12 enemies behind that wall over there!

Badass (in very hardcore, deep, quiet tone): Don't worry, my Shnipple Wiffle will take those fuckers out...
Shnipple Wiffle by BehindYou May 14, 2011

shitnipples 

To stick your nipple in the ass of a male partner in order to cause arousal.
1.She gave me the shit nipples and I almost shot it in her eye.
2.I nearly sucked her shitnipples until i remembered where they had been.
shitnipples by Summer Jarrell November 3, 2006

Shiznipple 

The unvoluntary squirt or leak of liquid or milk from the female nipple. However it isa possible that a male can have one. It is usually painful and often occurs during puberty or when pregnant.
'I had a huge shiznipple last night'
'My shiznipple got on my bathroom wall'
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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