shipton 

Shipton, my beloved. Man after my own heart. He was, he is, and he is to come, Shipton. The man. A man amen. He is as normal as they come, this goat is struck match black. The most intriguing, mysterious individual on the planet. Walked with men, brawled with God. He is a Prince. The Prince of..nothing, Persia, the world, the air. Actor who's played many parts, in his time. But, saving his best performance for last. The Antichrist. And...shipton was his name o!

When you hear the name "Shipton"..who ya gonna call?! Ghost Buster!

Don't worry, the rest of the world is also deceived.

shipton by dragonknees January 25, 2025

Earl Shilton 

Earl Shilton is home of the drug dealers and where the word STD'S began. Most of the girls have got a BTEC level 1 hair and beauty from the underachieving college William Bradford. All earl shilton is full with is hair dressers or takeaways. If you don't want to get stabbed then I advise you to stay away from hollow park, this park is full of fuck boys and chavs.

Person 1: Where do you get weed from?
Person 2: Go to Earl Shilton

Earl Shilton by lad123456789 May 24, 2016

ShiftOne Umangier 

Eve Online
A somewhat overly agitated and vocal state.
Generally due to lack of thought process or comprehension.
Often attributed to ingestion of particles on or around sphincter of a person in a leadership position.
Never attributed to testicles (having or using).

12:53 AM LeFromage Mulligan <DARK.> ANZA Wait, where'd my notifications channel go?
12:55 AM ShiftOne Umangier <DARK.> 300M Sort decided to leave carcinogens to the FC's/Useful people
12:56 AM LeFromage Mulligan <DARK.> ANZA Well then.... that's disappointing. Can we make it an opt in?
12:56 AM LeFromage Mulligan <DARK.> ANZA So us non-useful people can understand what all the fuss is about?
12:58 AM ShiftOne Umangier <DARK.> 300M non-useful people? Pretty good summary of ANZA imo
12:58 AM ShiftOne Umangier <DARK.> 300M take your trolls and your vigils and fuck off
12:58 AM ShiftOne Umangier <DARK.> 300M im sick of you cunts
12:58 AM LeFromage Mulligan <DARK.> ANZA ***dickbutt emoji***

ShiftOne Umangier by TehRealCheese July 7, 2019

shittonne 

A lot. Simply a variation on shit-ton.

Man, there were a shittonne of people at that concert.

shittonne by Dylan1012y July 12, 2009

shiftone 

A humorous thing to stick at the end of a long list of exclamation marks, mixed in with 1's. n00bs often put lots of exclamation marks at the end of their statement. Sometimes they let go of the shift key partway through, ending up with "!!!111!!" instead of "!!!!!!!!". So people started making fun of that by actually typing out "SHIFTONE".

OMG my brain hurts!!!11!!!11!SHIFTONE!111!

shiftone by Mark Pettit October 26, 2005

shitton 

An ambibously large number, larger than a crapton, but less than a holyfuckton

Well the original had 29,000 transistors, and the P4 has about 55 million... so to sum it up... a shitton

shitton by Celt June 10, 2003

Shitton 

A lot of something. Like a shitload. Usually asked for through drive through windows.

Worker: Do you want any sauce with that?

Guy: Yeah can I get a Shitton of Del Scorcho?

Shitton by NDUB3 February 22, 2011