crapton 

A unit of measure. A ridiculously large amount. Used to describe quantities in otherwise unfathomable amounts.

Erica, I love you heapsofscads.

Brendan, I love you a whole crapton.

crapton by gogreen626 June 4, 2014

Crapton 

How Japanese people pronounce Eric Clapton's name. Has been featured on several Japanese versions of his albums.

"My favorite Eric Crapton songs are Rayra and Ray Down Sarry."

Crapton by Sir Pennyfeather February 16, 2010

Crapton 

A more child friendly version of "ShitLoad". "CrapTon" beat out other hopefulls such as "PoopyPound", "DookieOunce", and "BlackBananaGram". Use Crapton when you want to express an extreme amount of something without making a child's ears bleed.

For Star Jones to get that fat, she must have eatten a crapton of fried chicken.

Crapton by Mike Calhoun December 25, 2005

crapton 

two shit loads and a give a shit

when you have several of an object or when you have an object to excess

"You have a crapton of ice cream"

crapton by bath and body works December 31, 2011

crapton 

A large amount of work units being returned after a long period of waiting.

21:16 <@MacG> wohoo! I just reported a crapton of work units!

crapton by Tim Bowers October 4, 2004

Crapton 

A Crapton means that it is a Shitload

i.e. "fuck thats a crapton of bitches"

i.e. "fuck thats a crapton of bitches "

Crapton by Here November 30, 2003

Crapton 

The same amount as a shit load

that's a crapton of snow ya got there.

Crapton by joe_ag March 26, 2019